workman's comp

Things I like about working from home: I'm wearing sweat pants right now and haven't showered.

Things I don't like about working from home: The flock of fruit flies that took up residence in my kitchen while I was gone over the weekend got all up in my face while I was attempting to clean said kitchen to create an inhospitable environment for said flies, and now I feel like I have little creepy crawlies all over me. I HATE CREEPY CRAWLIES.

Also, it smells like gasoline because my next-door-neighbor has been revving what sounds like a lawn mower engine in his driveway all morning long. At least if I die from the fumes I will go out listening to the creepertown music of the ice cream man, who has been cruising the street behind my apartment for long about 20 minutes now. Please, ALLAH, get me a job in an office. STAT.

cheers,
elizabeth